Happy Birthday Kristen, Part II: Electric Twilightaloo

First, although this isn't a "Twilight" blog per se, I do make it a point to periodically check out the Twilight tag on Lainey Gossip. She's like a funnier, smarter, definitely more coherent Perez Hilton (whom I find so odious I won't even spare him the hyperlink - the douchehound) and actually provides incredible candids on the daily (without the need to write crappy Paint captions on them). In doing so, I found the latest motherlode on my boy and yours, Jackson. Swoon. It's all very, "Aw, honey, did I leave my boots under your bed? No, I remembered them just as I was about to walk out the door. My bad, ma'am... you have a delightful day."

But, this isn't "Krackson Watch", so let's move on to my "secondly"... which is Kristen's birthday. Where were you when this whippersnapper was born? I was being tormented weekly by Mrs. Clark, Worst Grade Five Teacher Ever. It makes me a little sad to know that someone who was born in 1990 is walking around being a grown-up, but there it is.


Anyway, happy birthday KStew, without whom this blog - and our unrelenting girlcrush - would not exist. May your future be brightly lit and filled with fulfilling indie projects as well as high-profile fun fluff!

"I know you don't like the attention, but at least try to look surprised when they all jump out from behind the couch. It's also a costume party, so here's the plan: you can be Shane McCutcheon: The Wonder Years; I'll be Cindy Crawford, If Cindy Crawford Was A Mid-'90s Lesbian. Then we can have cake. Possibly in bed. Okay?"

Happy Birthday Kristen!

In case we forget, it's KStew's 19th birthday tomorrow... and to celebrate, we had a bit of fun with a Twilight display. Robert Pattinson is wishing Kristen a happy birthday!

You can't really see the text in the speech bubble so here is a little breakdown.

Rob: Happy Bday Kristen... WHARRGARBL

We can never tell what he is saying when he is being musical. Enunciate when you sing Rob... just sayin'

Jaspercake!

I am ill-equipped to state how fucking awesome this cake is. It is so full of win that I could barely bring myself to stop photographing it and start eating it. The pictures don't really do any justice, but this at least will go on the record for proving the existence of a Jasper cake and hopefully help turn the tide of Bella and Edward cakes (boring! Predictable!) towards lesser-appreciated but incredibly stellar character cakes.

It also makes me a bit verklempt because I could not have imagined a lovelier birthday tribute from my sweet sweet loved ones. Thank you so much, you crazy kids. xxoo

P.S.: Though of all the Bella and Edward cakes I've seen, this one is by far the greatest. There are 27 more Twilight cakes featured here.

P.P.S.: Yes, this is a blog for Krikki, but because it's a JasperCake post... here's some sweet pics of Jackson Rathbone! Ok, back to your regularly scheduled Krikki action...